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Most dads have two overly simplified goals when it comes to raising kids: keep Johnny out of the clink and keep Suzy off the pole. Is that really too much to ask? Take an honest look at the world and you’ll concur that we live in a toxic culture. How can we as dads make sure our kids turn out alright? Truth be told, we can’t. We all know some great parents whose kids turned out rotten. Conversely, we’ve seen dirt bag parents with exceptionally well-rounded offspring. Don’t give up the good fight, dad. Need help? Then pick up a copy of the Joy in the Home Bundle from Wretched Radio.

The ABC’s of Fatherhood are 26 little nuggets of wisdom.

In the land of plenty, Generation X is starting to look a lot more like Generation XL. McDonald’s is this close to redesigning every play-place across the country to make the slides two feet wider. If we don’t do something soon, American kids will literally have to be rolled to the bus stop (Think Violet from Willy Wonka). Find out how GeoPalz can help prevent this from happening to your kid.

Every guy has wanted one and now he’s finally got a good reason for why.

When it comes to protecting and properly displaying the ultimate HDTV, you’d be foolish to skimp now and get anything other than this. With a plethora of cool features, a reasonable price, and the strength of Sampson, the Sanus XF228 is not going to leave you feeling buyer’s remorse.

We warned you against making New Year’s Resolutions. Apparently, this guys thought we were joking.

Remember that show you used to watch as a kid in school? Yeah, well they’ve revamped the series more times than Zack Taylor has been pulled over for driving while black. Power Rangers not only changed up the show every other year for the past two decades, but they rolled out a new toy line [...]

With dedicated isles at every big box store, tech toys and educational games are waging war and confounding parents. Find out why the LeapFrog Explorer is the 2011 Toy of the Year.

We can’t convince you to not make any resolutions for 2012, but that won’t stop us from warning you about the three worst New Year’s Resolutions parents make.

Make it your resolution to get the Hopside Down Beer Glass before you end up on the next funny beer commercial.